“I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.” [did I say that out loud?]
“Nothing has changed, nothing has changed.” insisted the PM, before being re-booted by her adviser.
“Labour’s ridiculous out-of-touch plans, which we cut and pasted into our strategy document yesterday, bore no resemblance to our shiny new Conservative plans. For a start they’re our plans and not those of a communist spy.” said the PM archly, to a stunned Housee of Commons chamber today.
“To say that we’ve stolen Labour’s plans on housebuilding is as far-fetched as saying our sensible energy price-cap was little more than Labour’s ludicrous price-freeze with a slightly shorter title.”
Mrs May thinks the cost of housing is reinforcing economic divisions and leading to growing social immobility. “So, it’s not all bad news.” she laughed.
